telephone conversations at 2a.m. in the morning don't ever seem to make sense. well, that is, until someone points it out.
so tim and i were talking about his barking dog.
i say, 'see, cats are quieter. they only meow and just really annoying when they are on heat.'
'in heat,' he corrects me.
'on heat,' i repeat.
'in heat.'
'in heat, on heat. heated.'
'a heated cat? so you pop them into the microwave and they get heated?!'
i should call the SPCA - in fact, i'm gonna leave the contact number on my fridge now. just in case; you never know.
ever wondered what level of hell you'll end up on if you continued living your life the way you do? find out
here. my friend who was placed at level 7 concluded that those who got purgatory all lied. kids, don't lie.
so you know, i got purgatory; thus proven that i am a saint. *
i didn't say i was a good liar in the quiz you know.
this blog was relevant to a
ms. valerie anne from when she was studying
mass communications in a singapore polytechnic.
she was aged 16 on her first post, and 18 on her last.
she is currently a freelance emcee-er/hostess.
contact her at
valerieanne @ cheerful.com
some might call me the ultimate sagittarian; free-spirited and whatnot, but i don't believe in horoscopes.
"everything gets complicated when you think. i don't discourage thinking, it's over thinking that i'm worried about." - val
none existent.
i've moved on.
shop alot?
. make Valerie Anne are big name
. publish a book entitled "you better quote val, or else" -
recommended by derek goh
. open a clip-on earrings shop
. open a cafe
. learn/speak spanish
. skydive over mauritius waters
. bungee jump from a suspension bridge
. get back into my dancing shoes
. set a world record for the longest time on a roller coaster ride
. save an endangered species
. AND prove to my mum that i'll be married before 35. HAHA.
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