Q: if you could repeat yourself dead what would you say?

meet the man who sang "kan ni na chee bai" 90 times in TWO minutes.

ren, pearl, juan and myself board a bus to run a school errand. i am listening to the beautiful original music of local artistes west grand boulevard - flights of fancy on my friend's ipod and soundproof earphones. song ends. i remove earphones.

"kanninacheebai."

i didn't react cos i had no idea what it meant. later i found out from ren.

he continues. "kanninacheebai". repeated 20 times. finally i notice this man who keeps shouting to the back of my head. "what the - gee mister."

i turn to face my opponent. it's an old wrinkly, rather senile (you don't say.), man clutching his bag and pointing at me, screaming "kanninacheebye". i look at him, thinking of something to say, but i can't cos i don't speak dialect. i put my finger to my lips, motioning him to be quiet. but looks like i pressed the increase volume key cos he shouts it even louder. "KANNINACHEEBYE!" hahahaa. i give up. and walk to my friend at the back of the bus, laughing and wondering if i would ever be like that.

pearl records this funny sight down on her mp3. i later spent time counting the number of times he shouted profanities, wait - PROFANITY (singular) - a nice round total of 90 in 2 minutes. mind you, we were on the bus with this man for more than 10 minutes! you do the math.

old senile man gets off, and i notice he's carrying a light green and yellow underwear on his arm. ahh, the things we can get away with after 70.

rah says that on 17 dec 2006, i can go back to black and show my face - "here bitch, get out of my way." then i get banned again for being a bad guest. after that, i shall become the lady who haunts the door bitches at black every 17 dec - and it shall become a lim tradition.

A: I would choose something like "you like big taetaes?"

this blog was relevant to a ms. valerie anne from when she was studying mass communications in a singapore polytechnic.

she was aged 16 on her first post, and 18 on her last.

she is currently a freelance emcee-er/hostess.
contact her at
valerieanne @ cheerful.com

some might call me the ultimate sagittarian; free-spirited and whatnot, but i don't believe in horoscopes.

"everything gets complicated when you think. i don't discourage thinking, it's over thinking that i'm worried about." - val


none existent.


i've moved on.

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. make Valerie Anne are big name
. publish a book entitled "you better quote val, or else" - recommended by derek goh
. open a clip-on earrings shop
. open a cafe
. learn/speak spanish
. skydive over mauritius waters
. bungee jump from a suspension bridge
. get back into my dancing shoes
. set a world record for the longest time on a roller coaster ride
. save an endangered species
. AND prove to my mum that i'll be married before 35. HAHA.


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