it is mrm lecture on a dreary tues at 0800hrs.

my hearing aid ought to be her. but it isn't. it's a nice rendition of madonna's "don't tell me"

random thought: i am in need of pearl's vitamin M. should get back my invested vitamin Ms.





the rest of the tuesday went something like this.






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yeah.


it's feat lect at 1500hrs.

random thought: think santa would really give you coal for christmas if you've been naughty? i highly doubt it when he's gonna need it in the north pole.


today i learned that the singapore education system is so good at teaching people how to summarize that they've managed to remove 3 letters from the word uterus and have it still make sense. meet the replacement: "womb".
we apparently are so smart that the newspapers can't afford to use the word uterus.

please give a round of applause for the winner of the lowest point of the day.

however. somehow just somehow, the next moment to follow is the highest. yes, we experience mood swing rushes like the effect of the reverse bungee. how does that feel? i don't know. let me try it first and then i'll get back to you.

here's the juice of high.

think you know someone who speaks so slowly that the sun would set a hundred times, the grass on the other side would turn a nice shade of pink, and the solar system would burst into a gazillion mini pieces before he finishes his sentence?

how about this someone this slow? "she could make a snail cry." (i have decided to not name this person, for safety's sake. you never know who's reading. a-hem.)

i stifled my laughter with an unsuccessful guffaw.

this blog was relevant to a ms. valerie anne from when she was studying mass communications in a singapore polytechnic.

she was aged 16 on her first post, and 18 on her last.

she is currently a freelance emcee-er/hostess.
contact her at
valerieanne @ cheerful.com

some might call me the ultimate sagittarian; free-spirited and whatnot, but i don't believe in horoscopes.

"everything gets complicated when you think. i don't discourage thinking, it's over thinking that i'm worried about." - val


none existent.


i've moved on.

shop alot?


. make Valerie Anne are big name
. publish a book entitled "you better quote val, or else" - recommended by derek goh
. open a clip-on earrings shop
. open a cafe
. learn/speak spanish
. skydive over mauritius waters
. bungee jump from a suspension bridge
. get back into my dancing shoes
. set a world record for the longest time on a roller coaster ride
. save an endangered species
. AND prove to my mum that i'll be married before 35. HAHA.


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