the horror of horrors blind-date gone wrong. and it happened today.

for starters, he came one ffing hour late. note: please do not be more than 20 minutes late, that's the grace period. if you really can't make it within that - call.
*you have been awarded 12 demerit points.

blind date rule no. 2: try your best even if you can't hold a conversation about common traits/hobbies. ok, i get the fact that you're being caught up in life and whatnot, but please, there must be more to you than just that facade of a boyband lookalike. psft.
*no demerit points will be given in this section; we understand and sympathise with the 'i am a boring person'. apology accepted.

blind date rule no. 3: so what if you're not interested in the girl/guy you just met. it's called a blind date! you're not supposed to know beforehand whether you'd like the person or not. bugger. it's a blind date. doesn't mean you're going to marry the damn person. consider networking for a change.
*no demerit points will be awarded in this section, self explanatory.

blind date rule no. 4: never, i mean, i stress, i scream never!, never ever say i'll treat you, and then realise that you don't have enough cash. puulleeeease, don't take out the small little wad of notes that you have to prove your point. we get it, you don't have the cash.
*you have been awarded 7 demerit points.

blind date rule no. 5: if you have other plans, just tell us. not buy the movie ticket and not turn up. this is just wrong. it's the twenty-first century, more than 99% of the Singapore population is educated, and at least 90% of us are connected via the telephone, mobiles. if not first degree, at least in the second.
*not turning up is unexcusable, you have been awarded 100 demerit points.


total number of points collated: -119 points.


i am sorry, but you have failed. please try again later.


or not.

this blog was relevant to a ms. valerie anne from when she was studying mass communications in a singapore polytechnic.

she was aged 16 on her first post, and 18 on her last.

she is currently a freelance emcee-er/hostess.
contact her at
valerieanne @ cheerful.com

some might call me the ultimate sagittarian; free-spirited and whatnot, but i don't believe in horoscopes.

"everything gets complicated when you think. i don't discourage thinking, it's over thinking that i'm worried about." - val


none existent.


i've moved on.

shop alot?


. make Valerie Anne are big name
. publish a book entitled "you better quote val, or else" - recommended by derek goh
. open a clip-on earrings shop
. open a cafe
. learn/speak spanish
. skydive over mauritius waters
. bungee jump from a suspension bridge
. get back into my dancing shoes
. set a world record for the longest time on a roller coaster ride
. save an endangered species
. AND prove to my mum that i'll be married before 35. HAHA.


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